Carlos Marmol signs for 3 yrs $20 million

BOOM Baby!  I don't see anything going bad from this deal. 

Also I've had a couple friends come to my blog and ask me what the hell is going on with it.  Fuck you.  It's not baseball season yet I'm building up by portfolio of things to comment.  I'm still on my off season.  Don't you know bloggers don't report until March 15. 

Cubs close to deal on Garza

Suck on it Grunkles!  Cubbies should just get all the Rays.  WS here we come!
 

The only thing good about you going to Milwaukee is maybe your wife will make it down to Chicago once in awhile. 

Am I supposed to feel good about Rookie of the Year?

A kid is what we need to win the series great.  Gary Busey is surly as ever.  Chet, right.  He looks like every guy I met at a toll booth.  The bleachers are completely empty when they suck, what did we turn into fair weather fans?  As far s the kid goes, the kid who couldn't get fucked in high school in American Pie is going to bring our team back.    Do the cubs usually have open try outs?

If Rex Grossman and Jay Cutler had a baby?

Sometimes I'll discuss that other Chi town franchise known as da bears.  But what is the deal with this??  2 Bear quarterbacks, 2 Florida quarterbacks, all from the SEC.

Cubs sign Carlos Pena

BBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!